MJ: OK, so do you know the sunglasses I'm known for wearing?
Artist: Yes, the aviator style ones?
MJ: Yes! Well, I'd like to be in those and I'd like to be wearing my signature white sequence glove.
Artist: Oh, no problem, Mr. Jackson.
MJ: And I'd like to be surrounded by people.
Artist: Sure, Mr. Jackson. Would you like it to be fans?
MJ: No, I'd like it to be historical figures.
Artist: Hm?
MJ: Yes, historical figures. And they should be wearing the glasses and glove also.
Artist: What do you mean by historical figures?
MJ: Well, the obvious choices. Abe Lincoln, Albert Einstein, George Washington...
Artist: In the glasses and glove? This just sounds insane, sir. I'm not sure I can do something like this. It's not in my styl...
MJ: ...and E.T. And I'm willing to pay you $20,000.
Artist: It'll be ready in 3 weeks.
Jensen
G1988: LA
1 comment:
wait... seriously? is that.. is that a real painting? (smacks head on table)
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