Us (picking up phone): 1988...
Caller: Um, hi. What time is tomorrow's performance?
Us: Performance? We have an art show tomorrow. It's from 7-11 PM.
Caller: There's no performance?
Us: No. Not that we know of.
Caller: So, Tommy Lee isn't playing there.
Us: No. We have a Stan Lee-based art show.
Caller: Oh. Thanks anyway.
(Caller hangs up)
I couldn't have written something funnier.
And remember, Stan Lee inspired art show tomorrow, 7-11 PM. Come early, and don't say I didn't warn you. I'll bring the drum set.